Ha. Love this whole post. I'm going to reread your rating system. I don't even bother. I tell it how it is. Sometimes a rating. Other times a long, drawn out way of saying it's shit, but there are a few cheeky panels that I liked.

I'm keeping an eye out for you in my feed, my friend. I'll have to reread my Jean Grey resurrection 1, too and give you my thoughts!

EDIT: I like your rating justifications. When I rate a movie when talking with my partner, I rarely if ever give anything a 5. Three is a pretty good movie. Four is excellent and five is virtually non-existent.
.. I think I need to review my ratings system. It should be more aligned with the bell curve (1s and 5s are rare and 3s are the norm).

Peace, bro!
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