A very entertaining post :)

Croatians are obviously too occupied with their failed politics and sinking economy to care about what really matters.

I LOL'd

Certainly some vastly different geographic regions just within Croatia as well as the bordering countries. How easy is it to travel to and from these other countries? Would be nice to be able to take an international vacation over a long weekend with things being relatively close and so many bordering countries.

I've always been fascinated with delicacies and country/region specific foods from around the world. Is there any kind of food you consider unique/specific to Croatia other than the Sir & Vrhnje you mentioned?

Croatia officially added to my bucket list!