An icebreaker from Tom...

For the lowbrow connoisseurs in the room. Jeez I um... I really um.... I really hope this goes well...

PART 1
Q: How do you put a hippo in a fridge?

A: Get a really big fridge and put the hippo in

PART 2
Q: There's a huge meeting for all of the animals in the animal kingdom. Who's not there?

A: The hippo - still stuck in that fridge...

PART 3
Q: The hippo finally breaks out of the fridge. A little cold but still in good shape (for a hippo). The hippo is now seriously late for the meeting and in a rush. The hippo makes it to the river where there's a sign that says:

DANGER, PIRANHA INFESTED WATERS - DO NOT CROSS

What does the hippo do?

A: The hippo crosses. All of the piranhas are at the meeting...

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Thanks @wang! Seems like Steem is an awesome place to be right now!

That's a fun first post. Welcome!

Fat Penguin!
Oh sorry, just saying something that might break the ice :P
Welcome to steemit; glad to have you here!

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