Hi I’m @parahandy - retired conspirator, voluntarist, investor, guitarist, dancer and p0rn star

Worked in UK Parliament to deny democracy to the people of UK by lying to politicians as part of a team.

Ok I’m not a p0rn star...but hey you’re here now so I can tell you about how I denied democracy to the people of the UK by working within the Parliament pretending to be an auditor but instead deceiving politicians (in written form (I was kept away from speaking to them lest the truth slipped out)) about how taxpayers money was spent, sometimes covering up money laundering, illegal arms deals, general illegality, squandering of taxpayers £’s and making sure expenditure was outside of Parliaments’ knowledge and that the decisions they’d taken on how the money should be spent were ignored (a broken link in the chain that is the democratic process).

One task for example would be to check that the money a certain department had said was spent destroying the poppies in Afghanistan was actually spent destroying the poppies. Of course proof was never obtained because the poppies were never destroyed (see your local dealer) and the dark con goes on.

Other tasks would be to check that foreign aid money was spent on the poor….of course it never got there but the truth never got out so the taxpayer didn’t find out and neither did their representatives (although some of the devious ones are more in on this conspiracy than I was for sure)

Dancing – I like salsa and bachata

Guitar – I like Fender, Godin and Takamine

Investing - I like Ag, Au, BTC, ETH and BTS

Health – no alcohol, throwing discus and shot put

Why I chose the name PARAHANDY

Parahandy is a character from and old Scottish book and TV series about the crew of a steam boat on the river Clyde in Scotland where the title character is often heard to shout to the engine room … “MORE STEAM !!” to make the boat go faster.