Introduce Yourself: I'm Raven Entropy from The Oozin' Couth

Bloody Steemit, is it? Right!

I'm Raven Entropy, the lead singer of The Oozin' Couth.

Sorry about the bloody sign sign. Fix it on your own sodding computer if you want. I've got nowt for computer skills.

I live in the dodgy part of Merseyside, or as I like to call it Liverpool and Onions. It stinks and makes me cry.

I'm 47 years old.

Let's get this over with so I can get on with my bloody life...

I live with my business manager in our home studio.

You might have seen us perform on our Dockside Tour at The Titmouse and Goat, the HeadCheese and Prison Wine Festival, and Malcolm Ian Goldberg's mitzva.

Our main hit, reaching #486 on the Liverpool 500, "Stink Finger" is our signature power ballad. For our next album, "C U Next Tuesday," look for the release ( no pun intended ) "A Wank and a Nod." The first song I ever wrote, "I Forgive You for Being a Soul-Stealing Sucubus Ginger, You Twat," featured a syncopated rhythm and a horn section. Dinnit?

I got a cat named Git.

The chick at MSP Waves told me I need to end with this: I'll be guest hostin eSTEEMed Broccoli tomorrow on MSPWaves, playing some tunes. It's 4 UTC which is noon if you live on the east coast of the States.

Now sod off.