What Happens When You Meet Someone Who Attempts to Obtain the Title of "The Most Important Person of All Time"?!
Salutations, Steemit and Steemers. Oh man, this is gonna be good (<- two sentence differences in... two sentences, LOL).
My name is Anthony "Tony" Cashman, and if you read the title by full already, then yes, I do have an unbelievably inflated ego to steer as my own, but that doesn't mean that whether people believe in me that way or not there would not be any decent reason to love who I am and what I could potentially do, and I guarantee you you won't be disappointed!
I kind of keep on describing myself in constantly different yet patterned ways since I joined most of these newer legendary alternative social media platforms almost all at the same time (all you "but then why'd it take you so long to come back here to Steemit?!" 'ers be patient, I'm getting there!) since transition 2016-2017- wait, no, I mean, yeah, I meant New Years days... or day... sorry, and pretty much what my Vidme channel lists as my online presence being on their "alternative" social media (it's a "free speech minus hate speech" kind of embellishment on over there, which is a downside depending on how far you choose to stretch your posts/comments/etc. and other kinds of content) as "January 10th, 2017" is very much accurate: Days after making my Vidme channel by then followed very quickly with my Minds account/channel as well as lining up for the dreaded Gab pick list FAST FORWARD A LITERAL MONTH LATER and in the meantime I got my BitChute and Steemit profiles as well right off the bat... the leftover ones like Mastodon, Hatreon and then the rest of the others that are not-so-alternative-social-media (you know, the non peer to peer, decentralized, block chain or even encrypted kinds of wannabe websites that occured wayyyyyyyyyyyy too early into the game without thinking strait, unlike you 4 + 1 have at this point!) kind of just jumped my radar in the unfortunate way, and that is, I don't do what Dave Cullen (sorry, Computing Forever) does and disperse myself across every single goddamned [video hosting/sharing] platform for the sake of a wide outreach, even though I still care about that kind of thing, but in a very much different type of light.
Anyways, yep, I totally just made a paragraph with only one sentence and an infinite number of brackets and/or parenthesis'. At least in this real time (not for you guys... well, maybe for the block chain, but whatever/w/ ever <- oh wow... aren't I just too darn special? :3) of me typing this all, that is, and uh huh, you did see me above type out some of this acting out in a tad of a hidden philosophy of mine that people deserve to know what can still make a difference.
But my jeez, I haven't even gotten to who I am as a person, even though this is enough for a psychologist or a detective or whatever else of an intellectual career path you guys - that don't have my degree of arrogance (or my lack of a secondary education degree yet thereof... *ba dum tss!*) to say I'm so fucking exceptional - use to decode and analyze my identity even better than I can, even if I still believe that only I know myself best, but as in all earnest, who knows?
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Hmm. Ok, let me try this if you still didn't get contagious with awesome writing styles from a high functioning autistic person: I'm Diagnoseer @nodetact, and I am someone with countless interests and yet a severe lack of any activities or hobbies due to being split in half as having both an identity crisis and the aforementioned hugely valor self-esteem.
Which is in a nutshell why I didn't even explain the tags I used below... they don't even begin to explain my half intentional and half forced complicated personality, my brand of being a human being of character, and the like.
So instead of being ridiculously, well, riddled (onomatopoeia, anyone? Is... is that the right word for this thingy, even?) about talking about my life story or much rather what makes me up in the first place (it can also be all in all both), I'd like to add the "duplicate" links of a video I published the upload to on both Vidme and BitChute's video hosting platforms, one that does at least slightly better of a job at being myself not only in real life but also in legitimate contrast to my typed BS so far on here for the very first article I made in eight months for my Steemit existence, let alone doing anything else on this crypto currency website (albeit this very logic can also go inversely). Though I am starting to be aware of Steemit's video hosting capabilities alike Minds and Gab's own similar features, if I remember correctly/IIRC (<- yey moar redundanseas in mai low brow senz of hewmur), so please bear with me if I didn't utilize Steemit fully in the best way possible (I'm already looking back at the "Markdown" button, asking myself why the Hell I turned on those buttons above my text box if I wasn't gonna use 'em! Even worse: NO PICTURES, I MEAN WHAT THE WHAT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PULL MORE STEEMERS OVER HERE IF THEY CAN'T EVEN BE ATTRACTED TO IMAGES THAT ARE ANECTDOTE ESQUE AND PRETTY AND ALL THAT SHIT? Ooh... maybe that'll do, pig, that'll do. <- "Check, please..." -Goat, PeBeSw, and yes, now I'm done) for this own name sake of videos. Perhaps someday a more proper function of inter connectivity will surmise in due time and it'll just all click:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/7D5pi7TrWUXl/
And without further ado (also without pictures and text effects like I said above- nope, not gonna meme myself outta this one!), I think I'm done with my [first] introduce yourself story/article. I hope that there is a rule in the T.O.S. here on Steemit that indicates that it's okay to update our introductions with newer ones (even if we "overwrite" the old ones, the data from them remains ever so in the block chain... and you guys must have thought I was inactive for 2/3 of 2017 because I underestimated this place! Don't judge! A book! By its! Cover word-that-will-fulfill-this-dumbass-pair-of-wordings-pun!), but even without that, I'm still confident that this is the kind of thing not only accepted on Reddit alternatives as far as Steemit (I mostly use the NoFap subreddit on there, and not much else... but who knows, maybe the NoFap community if one's here will grow big enough in due time if it hasn't already been stable by now!) but also embraced as well, no matter the cost of either my bandwidth hogging (probably little to nothing, I'm betting, like BitChute and Gab! Wait, no, not also Gab... but then why do both of them ask for donations? Ah well) -OR- my possibly incomprehensible means of communicating through online print media!
So please do, oh, uh, shit, what do you guys call all these functions? Lemme see [without actually looking anything up on Steemit's many pages]... Resteem, upvote, comment, power up, uh, okay, you know what? You guys still know more about this kind of thing than I do, and I was able to join shortly after the $7 and $6 offers nerfed to $5 for Steem Power! Do whatever gives me an edge on being a part of this garnered community, and lets see how far I get from being a minnow to a blue whale! By the way, I'm just goin' to keep on typing until I reach the side of oh okay, goodbye!
Welcome to the community!
Welcome 2 family :)
Welcome to Steem @nodetact I have upvoted and sent you a tip
Hello, Nodetact, In case this has been your first Introdusemyself Post i'm here to welcome you to Steemit. I hope you have a lot of fun here and you may follow me. Have a great time @rightuppercorner
...No way you could have read my post this fast, but its okay! And thanks for the backup warm welcome too, I'm just glad I came back into beta before the site went full release mode, just like some the other [alternative] platforms I am on have done by far. But being on a month long hiatus for this long = jeopardizing my Gab if I ever did that to them (though OTOH... I DID in fact login around about once a month to all of my alternative social medias pretty assertively, I just wanted to take baby steps into my journey with them as a whole before going on in too!) but I'm sure that you know and I know that essentially I shouldn't have to worry about another hiatus (even if planned and/or announced) ruining my chances on Steemit, though a consistency of articles is always in game! P.S. I don't always talk this much, esp. IRL, but that's because I change things up creatively, too! Edit: I like how you only mentioned that following you is optional, not begged for it... I don't know about doing that sort of thing however, I learned on Vidme way early on that follow for follow basically makes you the content creator Charlton, ROFL. But yeah, I might give you AND your articles a look, buddy! :_D ~Tony/nodetact
Guys, while I'm gone or doing other things, try to ask me questions in your comments to me about things I obviously didn't mention yet, which doesn't have to stop at what Houston is like, if I have a girlfriend or not, what Project Tether is and most especially how I look... because I totally just forgot to make my Steemit introductory sign, take a picture of me with it and copy paste it into my article here, god damn me! Maybe when I come back to make one on here you Steemers would've made lots of interesting comments back!
~Tony/nodetact
P.S. On second thought, maybe those two video links will do the trick! I still wanted to increase my chances for Steemit verifications like I try for Vidme. :P
Nice to meet you, @nodetact! Welcome to the Steemit Community, wish you good luck and a good start, ive send you a small tip and followed you, hope you have an amazing day! :)
Welcome to Steemit! I wish you a good days and inspiration to create in our community! Please follow me :)
Hey! Welcome to Steemit. Nice introduction post! Hope you have a good time.
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STOPFor those of you upvoting, commenting to AND tipping my first introductory post and Steemit article overall, thanks a ton for the help, and I really do mean it! As you can see through the block chain details of this page, I have since before I went to sleep selected the "power up" option of 100% Steem Power as opposed to an equal 50% for Steem Power and Steem respectfully, so not only are your tips STILL getting me potentially paid (no matter how small the amount or how little you messaged me with that tip) via Steemit, it will now give me the chance to see, even without a valid payout possible, how the blockchain and cryptocurrencies work together to give both currency mining and hard work a chance to prosper on a Reddit alternative! And I am only one such Steemiter to know exactly what I can give in return... But just stay tuned.
And don't worry about me writing blog posts and articles that are too scripted for certain agendas just to get popular or even enough funding, I only mix things up to break the mold, but I'll use my skills plenty of the time as well. A future few articles include thanatophobia/existential crisis/the meaning of life/etc., controversy vs. corruption, autism, "Self-eSteemit" and more!
Oh, and there's definitely going to be scriptwriting works in here as well as some poetry, essays, lists and maybe even noveling. Hopefully by then I use a photo editing software like Polarr (from the Windows Store, incase I use Windows 10 S for, say, the Surface Laptop) to make the most of learning about my photography, art, stills and other images so that I can pamper those all across my articles as if I'm a freelance blogger, but for both swell impact and funding! Help me allot past the first dollar you guys, as so far these forty cents have surprised me indeed, but you can and just have got to keep on going... give me a literal run WITH my money, not FOR it! Or failing that, I can always just publish a deadly, mind blowing article.