My Introduction

Hello everybody, my name is Donnie and I am new to Steemit.

I don't have much to say about myself because I don't want to come across as self-absorbed. Although I am self-absorbed, I'd rather not blatantly put it out there, I'd rather it be insinuated through my posts and comments.

I'm Donnie, I'm a grown-up and I live in a place where the United States of America is. That's a country that exists in the Earth. The Earth is where I'm from. As a grown-up I went to school and graduated and went to Army and went to job. I take walks and like to play games, but only when all my work is done. Thank you! Have a nice weekend!

I'm Donnie. Hi. I'm a white guy, 34 years old, I live in the USA and have no idea where to go with this from here. Do you really give a crap? And if you do, why? Honestly, I'm a nobody among nobodies, the time you took to read this could've been better spend drinking an ICE COLD Coke Zero! Whether you care or not is not the point I guess. The point is that I have to introduce myself to... you... You. Yes, you. You could be anybody. You could be rich or poor. You could be a man or a woman. You could be old or young. You could smart or stupid or both. Either way, any combination, I can almost guarantee that if you've gotten this far that one of ONLY two things are true... 1. You skipped most of this introduction and this part caught your eye. or 2. You're at the point of boredom that turns on the curiosity part of the brain that leads most humans to cruise the bottom categories of E-Bay. Given only these two possibilities we can all now only assume, you don't care.

And why should you?