My british pants <3

Hi everyone!
My name is Arthur, im from Russia (You know it's somewhere in the north) and my english is not beautiful, BUT

I need to ask something important.

We in Russia there are some problems with the purchase of pants.
Do not misunderstand me, we have a lot of pants, BUT
it usually look like:
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So, I decided to order a pants straight out of the UK. UK, guys! Yeah, im serious now

I waited a long time the package and today I finally got it:

And now tell me

WHAT THIS??

My right leg looks amazing, BUT
What about another one?
Write in the comments your suggestions

It seems that British have some problems with pants too :-)

P.S. Sorry for my "english" =)