I'm finally in on this bullshit circlejerk. Give me as much fake internet money as possible.

Does anyone remember AssociatedContent, back in the early-mid 2000s? It was a sad, sad site where people kept grinding out articles on random crap that no one cared about for pennies per post. I think the third world was less connected to the internet then because it wasn't nearly as overrun with street-shitters as this site. This site reminds me of AC, except instead of small amounts of real money, it looks like I can eventually get large amounts of fake internet money. And I love fake internet money.

But I didn't come here to witness the incredible lameness of an otherwise interesting tech product get deluged with low quality posts and replies by circlejerking people who eventually will end their civilizations in nuclear war over a Kashmir border dispute. I came here because Youtube is censoring gun videos and someone I know allegedly made tens, maybe nearly twenties of "steem" by making a video about "Fortnite" and posting it on Dtube.

I'll be producing some reviews of old assault weapons from the 1980s, and other obscure or unpopular VHS era firearms. Even if I can't add to my collection of meaningless numbers on screens this way, I can at least have a safe host for content that's too hot for Youtube, and give any fans who are too poor for Patreon a place to come mindlessly upvote everything I do.

If you want to see other stuff, here's a trailer for my Youtube channel, which won't have any gun-focused videos but will have a lot of home improvement (I'm fixing up a haunted mansion) and auto vlogging content. I keep seeing various homesteaders milk the "we're building a [sustainable/weird construction choice/off-grid/random buzzword] home!" shtick for years on Youtube and they're pulling fat stacks on Patreon, so my angle on it is probably going to be a winner.

I put that first trailer on Dtube as a first test, and it doesn't seem to be working. What the hell, guys? It's a native 720p video, just like how it was when I uploaded it to Youtube.

Dtube link to trailer

Youtube Channel SMASH DAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON I know you haven't abandoned that platform yet

Now that you read all of that, you're obligated to try to help make this shitpost set records for introductory posts. Thanks. With your cooperation, we might actually see this platform have some decent content.