Behold, foretasted expeditioner:

• • *creamy meme dreams

Welcome to the all-new, all-natural, freshly blooming supply of the freshest matter in existence.

Here at <<fresh-meme-dream>>, you will experience memes so fresh you won't be able to find the same level of fresh in your local organic community garden.

1. Our Promise:

1. You will never find an old meme.
2. You will always find a gold meme.

Never will you find an old meme, even one that is gold, because that's simply not what <<fresh-meme-dream>> is all about. However, you may encounter situations where new life has been given to old memes, not because old is gold, but because we believe in refreshening content where possible, so as to render them enjoyable to the population looking exclusively for a supply of the freshest.

2. Our Vision:

1. To be the freshest meme supply
2. Cure cancer

Of course, <<fresh-meme-dream>> will always strive to be the go-to supply. Our content will be so full of sustenance, you'll be like a newborn baby in titty-bliss.

3. Our Mission:

1. Generate quality content
2. Cure crippling depression

In order to fulfill our mission, we are taking submissions! All due credit will be given wherever possible.

Thanks for your time,
xx team @ fresh-meme-dream