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in #introduceyourself8 years ago (edited)

Here is not your so-typical:

"Hello Steemit world! I am new here and this may be the most important day of my life. I just bumped into Steemit and it seems like I have finally found what I have been hoping for all my life since I have acquired the ability to write! Okay, you get it! I am so fantastically happy about my discovery!"

I do not feel a urge to introduce myself and as I also know that I am more than likely to be covering that later... :P

Today,

I will not tell you who I am.

I will tell you what I am not but most importantly, let's cover a few things:

If you landed on this weird "not-so-typical-introduce-yourself-steemit-post", it is more likely that the first thing you will ever want to hear is:

What is STEEMIT and what is it about?

Well, STEEMIT is bringing social networking to a whole new LEVEL. It is a decentralized (read: next level) social networking platform operating on a BLOCKCHAIN. The currency is created from people voting on the VALUABLE CONTENT of their peers.

The product that is created: our blog piece...

...and its VALUE relies on its QUALITY (and the trust that we had for the author).

The best part is you do not even have to blog! You can simply upvote valuable content, comment and/or "RE-STEEM" it, and you may be rewarded for your commitment, within the next 7 days!
(STEEM is currently worth about 0.85 USD$)

It is not a way to make money as it is more a way to promote

VALUABLE CONTENT CREATION and PEER-REVIEWING!
(WHILE having the opportunity to be REWARDED for it and/or for your commitment)

Sounds good?

Oh, and I almost forgot to clear this title thing:

I AM NOT AN ASSHOLE!

Here is why:

It is with great joy that I am sharing this

DECENTRALIZED-VALUABLE-CONTENT-CREATING-SOCIAL-NETWORKING-BLOCKCHAIN-OPERATING-PLATFORM

to all of you on the very first day I discover it so you can start EARLY too!

The future of social networking is now just one clic away from you!

Enjoy.

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@eludelalune

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You are dead right, @eludelalune You are not what you say you are. Your edgy title may have scared some off > but it impressed me and for crying out loud, you have more of a grasp on steemit then most minnows.
Steem is beautiful because of steemers like you.
Welcome to Steemit and here is a Quick Start Guide which is like a bag of steemit tools - benefits and opportunities:


https://www.steemithelp.net/


Following and UPvoting > Glad you are here.
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Thanks for this highly-enjoyable comment!

I got in today and all I can add yet is that it is by FAR the most interesting thing I have ever bumped into on the world wide web! :)

Lol more votes than people viewed this post 🤔 @steemisbeautiful

Welcome to Steemit!

I like that you put your own twist to the introduceyourself post, this way your post is standing out!
Welcome to the community, I'm sure you'll have a great time!

"I am not an asshole, but I play one in real life..." ~TruthMonger the Younger

Welcome to Steemit Land!

I am still shocked as this is truly a dream becoming reality! :D :D :D

You are going to love it here! Follow me at https://steemit.com/@bitgeek

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