This is me:

I am new to steemit, but I am already a Bytecoinmillionaire (meaning, I own a Million Bytecoin BCN). I started my business buying them for around 1000$ (I once stole that from an old lady passing by my cage) ... now they are worth like 4 Bitcoin AND I cashed out some, reinvested in other cryptos and even send the money back to the granny. My experience in cryptotrading is immense. I do it for almost half of my life (well... as I am only 4 years old, that sounds not much, but for a chimp this means quite a bit... no... a byte.

Why do I prefer Byte to Bit, you may ask... Well it's 8 times more. So I am sure, I will see Bytecoin at 8x the price of Bitcoin. Else the name would not make sense in any way and I will sue the guys that started bytecoin for it. (I can afford it, as I said, I am a millionaire)

Speaking of names... this is the first thing to think about when you invest in a coin. If it doesn't sound cool, it's probably a shitcoin, while "shitcoin" is a cool name. So here we go for my fist analysis.

Lecture one:

Look for a cool name out there for your first investment.
I instantly spotted OMG and thought by myself OH MY GOD what a great name. I have to look happens there.

Remember: it has to sound cool, else you can't put all your believes (and earnings) in this stuff.

For me the name has another special meaning.

OMISEGO

If we analyse the name we instantly spot "OMIS" and "EGO"
OMIS is the german word for the genitive of "granny" so this coin means literally granny's Ego, which will be a great coin to invest in seen where I have all my riches from. Let's call it a tribute analysis for the granny I once robbed...

Let's go into detail:

Here is todays chart (yes I use Poloniex, which is a crackwhole of scammers but I feel quite comfortable there). Put it on 5 min + 1 week. This is the best way to analyse what will happen.

I now add what I can see in this chart...

I added some lines that show you the bigger movements (else they are easy to miss) then I added the points in red, where serious circlejerking and pumpdumping occured and with the red triangle I marked the point where the weak hands left the scene because of fear.

This is so clear a pattern, it's ridicuouls to point it out.

The luring leppard

Anyone with half a brain knows, these animals hunt in packs. So this will probably be a pattern that will reappear sometime soon. So wait for the ear to appear, don't be a weak hand and sell not before tha peak of the second ear about 4 hours later (it will be slightly higher than the first ear) then you can rebuy when the ear hits the bush. Target will be 0.0017 at least twice. You can try to get both ears, but this is much more difficult...

legal advice

hey ... I am a chimp. Do what you think you have to do and don't trust me ;-)
I am only pumping my own investments.

I hope I have much fun on this great platform, where crypto analists can earn a shitload of free money with 10 posts a day.

CU

chimp