Hey. Welcome to Steemit! Brilliant introduction! Very witty! Slayer!!!! ../../

If your into writing I suggest checking out freewrite on here is a bit of fun check out @mariannewest who is the organiser!

I have been writing a few articles to help out newbies. Feel free to come and check them out:

https://steemit.com/steemit/@conradt/should-you-be-using-an-upvote-bot-an-introduction-guide-for-minnows

https://steemit.com/steemit/@conradt/the-complete-newbies-guide-to-curation-rewards

https://steemit.com/steemit/@conradt/things-i-wish-i-knew-when-i-joined-steemit