Allow Me To Introuce Myself...

Hello Steemit community,
My name is Chris, I'm not on any other social media, I was never that interested, not enough to make the time investment anyway.
I'm here because I am intrigued by what Steemit has to offer, and because of its support of cryptocurrency, I'm expecting this community to be unique. Just how unique, I know I have yet to see!
Just a little about me; I have been servicing office equipment for about 28 and a half years. I will tell you that there was a lot of paper jams during that time, but if I recall I did have to use a meter 6 or 7 times... and if I calculate 28.5 years of turning screws minus weekends, holidays and vacations at an average of 5 service calls per day and removing about a dozen screws per call, that comes to having 418,950 screws removed by me, so I would say I put back about 418,450 of them (I think I can safely say that most of them did go in the machines somewhere, even if they did end up rolling around in the bottoms of them).
To give you a better understanding, I service office equipment when they aren't performing correctly. I walk up to copiers and make them look like this:

and then everybody expects me to make them work right after I'm done - and so I do.
I've been married 27 years, and have two awesome college kids now.
I hope to share with you from time to time and not bore the community too much, see you again soon!
Chris