Haha great intro part with the broken condom. Greetings from Missouri! There are so many apps and things to do here so check out DTube, DLive, and DSound just to name a few. As well, check out my page sometime. I hang out around DTube a fair bit, but also enjoy some novice photography. Welcome aboard!
Thanks, Cap! I look forward to learning the ins and outs of this community. I'm very much enjoying it so far!