The First President On Steemit.
Good day my fellow Nigerians. My name is General Muhammadu Buhari and some of you may know me as I am kind of popular in my country. I'm the President of Federal Republic of Nigeria and due to the harsh situation in the country that wasn't caused by me but by 16 years of mismanagement under the Fee D Fee(read PDP), I have also decided to join this platform.
I was informed by my minister of information Liar Lai Mohammed that this is where all the lazy youths that were previously waiting for free oil money have run to. It is with this in mind that I personally opened this account to transparently and with all integrity bring to justice anyone who does not support APC the rule of law within this community.
With your support and encouragement, I promise to deliver my mandate with every ounce of youthful verve that flows through my 95year old body(I'm actually in my 70s if you believe the papers). I will do my utmost to ensure the steemit community is a corrupt free environment where people can rig elections live in peace.
It is also in your best interest to vote for me in the next election, always remember that I promised change but didn't say which direction we were changing to so technically, I'm the only President that has delivered what he promised. I'd also like to add that my campaign promises are as valid as the promises a man makes to his wife when both of them are in the Ozer Room(Read Other Room). Enjoy your stay here and remember to vote for me in the coming election, I promise to change the change I changed in my first tenure.
God bless you.
Laff Wan kill me here,I can't laugh again, Nigeria don become comedy
Weldon Mr president apccccccccccc change
"Change" is the old mantra, our new one is "change of the changed change" aka Change 2.0
LMAO what eez all deez😂
thunder fire u bro 😂😂😂😂
Did Atiku send you? 😂
Leave me out of your mess illiterate.
You too?! 😂😂
The dullard is out to disgrace us as usual. I'm here to restore order.
You this aboki, you've come to deceive our people here. After I beat you in this election, you'll run back to APC
Your time is up cattle boy. See you at the polls!
Dear sir, may I suggest you also run for witness? Resteemed for awareness. It's good to finally have you here !
I'm already considering it. I think I'll just buy the first 20 witness spots with the fund for health for November
Sounds like a solid plan. You have my full support
Dear sir.
This guy is not any President.
He's here for steem just like me and you
Sounds like you are talking BS. Can you prove he is not the president?
I cannot Prove but I can prove that the real President Muhamadu Buhari does not even know how to type good English close to what this guy did here
I see no proof so please stop wasting my time.
E go shock you like shoki😂😂😂😂
Dey there dey form oyinbo pepper.
until you find yourself on the way to western union
I'm here to fight corruption plis, I'm not PDP
Buhari abi U go school abeg wetting be witness server?.
scam 😂😂😂😂😂
This is definitely not my president, @trumpman. You still don't have to bother about it, it will sort itself soon enough.
Last time I checked, Muhammadu Buhari IS the president of Nigeria and in extent your president :)
I can see how easy it is to scam an oyinbo man.
Even when you are told this guy is not the president. You still insist that he is.
If Person collect your money now, you go talk say na 9ja😎
That person is a lazy youth
Well said Mr. President !
Lol... I see you're being sarcastic 😂😂
U are funny dat I know
Thats why I'm making Nigeria a joke.
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Cuenta con mi apoyo, Saludos de parte de @ydavgonzalez.
I don't have anyone that translates Spanish to Fulani
Welcome to steemit family!
Hi i'm a bot!
I found you post useless to the community.
Pls leave steemit for us😂😂😂
Dont come and corrupt us biko
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My chest ...
Lmoa😂😂😂
Is corruption and Kwaruption the same? My English teacher taught me with Hausa
You are really hilarious
Creative!👏👏
I noticed that too.
But it is sad that the lazy Nigerian youth is just wasting comedy talent.
Jesu
My small intestine😂😂😂😂😂
Vote for me and I will make your intestine bigger
Laugh wan kill me here ooo. Being laughing for 3mins straight
Oga go an buy sp , no level for you !!!! Soon now you will be begging steem from whales here . Lool
Lmao😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
I faint
A presidential mouth to mouth resuscitation is coming your way
Presidental.
I'm waiting for salary next week, I spent all my money on medical bills
Lol yeye
Ahdondie 😂😂😂😂
Let me be the first to welcome you here sir. It is not often we get presidents through here. Just let me know and I am sure I can pull a few
hairsstrings and get you on as a top 20 witness. No one really knows what they are doing anyways so you should feel right at home. We also pay you very well and you are more than welcome to rape our reward pool as though it were your own personal piggy bank. Why stop at only ruining a country right?I'd like to take the first 20 witness spots for security reasons, who do I
bribemeet?Buhari
That Panda is a lazy youth
LOL
Lol
Lmao😂😂😂😂
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When hunger beat u finish, pack ur load go dimimp post go beg for steem.
Abi una go shock wen a impersonated funny Nigeria president goes to dimimp to join logo contest.
I'm trying to see what you lazy Nigerians youths are up to these days. I'm slightly dissapointed that the hardship hasn't pushed you into pornography
Oya its ok for you... You better respect yourself or people will flag you to -57(if there's anything like that)
@buhari is hillarious. He/She is a straight up comedian.
That's why I'm slowly turning Nigeria into a joke 😂
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@yungchief this one na final savage
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Welcome Mr. President. I see you've brought your corruption fight to the next level. Well done, it's when you send SBD/Steem to Airhawk, Honourmaus or Eurogee you wee have problem. 😂😂😂. Happy Flexing and welcome once again...
I appreciate your warm welcome. All steem generated will be sent to INEC officials when I
rigwin the election