My life explained in gifs - How I came to Steemit

Yup. That's what I call an awesome entrance.

Okay now... hello, fellow steemians!

To be honest, I dont' really know how I ended up here. But as I arrived, I think I'll try to give you guys a quick and nice summary of my life.

However, I'll do it with gifs, so you don't get bored to death.

Aaaaaaand let's begin!

At first, I was a baby, like everybody.

But, you know, a lot uglier (yes, THERE ARE ugly babies).

Then I grew up! I went to school and started to rock the hell out of it.

Okay I didn't. It was freaking annoying.

Honestly, the best thing about my early years was that I had ... a dachshund dog!

C'mon guys, it's a dog shaped like a sausage. There's no way you get bored with one of those.

Just look at them.

Aaaah, majestic.

His name was Whoopi. Yes, like Whoopi Goldberg. Haha, mom, that was a good one.

Well, I think we can skip to puberty.

You know what? On second thought, let's also skip puberty.

What the hell was I thinking?

Oh, I got it! My first kiss. Well, it was kinda like...

But worse.

Let's go to the part where I had some happiness.

I graduated and I have a great job. Yay!

But this great infernal abyss that is existence insists on sucking everything I love and condemning me to wander in search of my true reason for being.

And that's how I came here.

Nice to meet you all!