Guten Tag

To all my peoplez. Tis is your FÜHRER speekin.

I'm new to all this internetz.
My former minister of propagandaz, Herr Goebels, tolds me befor his deaths that in ze
futur there will be this things calleds STEEMIT wheres I canz find manys people from
ze world.
He tolds me that one days if I needs moneys I coulds come here.

I'ves been hiding in ze Soth Amerikas for ze last decads.

I relly likes STEEMIT

My wifes took picture when I see it first times on the internez.

Let's meetz and thanks joos very much.