Hello I am satoshi nakamoto

Hi,

I am Satoshi Nakamoto. I am not that fraudster, Craig Wright, who calls himself Satoshi Nakamoto.
I am the real Satoshi Nakamoto.

After reading a few blog posts about my invention, Bitcoin, I thought I might try and transfer some of my pre-mined BTC to USD to go by a Lamborghini. I looked at my folder on my laptop called passwords and I couldn't find my Bitcoin private key. I think I deleted it before the price rose because I thought Bitcoin had failed. I can't find my private key anywhere! Has anyone found a hack as to how to recover a private key. Thanks, help would be appreciated.

Yours truly,
Satoshi :P