Life insurance surrealism

Life insurance surrealism
by Paul Turner

Agent: Hi this is Barry, licensed agent etc.

I see that you started an application.

Prospect: Uh, yes, but I don't give my credit card over the phone.

I signed with Mutual of Omaha. What was the quote that your agent gave me for $100k?

(Barry mutters to self.)

Prospect: Wait, I have another call. (Puts agent on hold.)

Barry: (Waits 10 seconds, then hangs up, and sets call disposition to SPAM).

.End of head case.