Tub Cat would like to see a giant boot and that cockroach have a brief meeting of the minds. Or should that be sole’s. Either way, the meeting should take place soon. And by meeting I mean epic battle. And by epic battle I mean that the giant boot should come down on that cockroach hard. And by hard I mean that the cockroach should be dead. Very dead. Like a flat cockroach that can be slid into an envelope and posted to the pet store that was stupid enough to sell it to you. Or were they smart?
Tub Cat is returning to his Tub now. Goodbye, unwashed human.
Edit: Tub Cat is just being silly. And does not wish death on your pet. Can you pat a cockroach? Tub Cat doesn’t want to know. Tub Cat is scared of these weird brown creatures of death.
Tub Cat wonders how it took you 4 months to formulate the composition of your little 4 word sentence there.
And Tub Cat is a Cat un a Tub. Not a Cat in a Tube. Tube Cat... what sort of Cat would live in a tube? What a silly idea. The Tub is a life and the life is the Tub.
Tub Cat would like to see a giant boot and that cockroach have a brief meeting of the minds. Or should that be sole’s. Either way, the meeting should take place soon. And by meeting I mean epic battle. And by epic battle I mean that the giant boot should come down on that cockroach hard. And by hard I mean that the cockroach should be dead. Very dead. Like a flat cockroach that can be slid into an envelope and posted to the pet store that was stupid enough to sell it to you. Or were they smart?
Tub Cat is returning to his Tub now. Goodbye, unwashed human.
Edit: Tub Cat is just being silly. And does not wish death on your pet. Can you pat a cockroach? Tub Cat doesn’t want to know. Tub Cat is scared of these weird brown creatures of death.
Love you tube cat <3
Tub Cat wonders how it took you 4 months to formulate the composition of your little 4 word sentence there.
And Tub Cat is a Cat un a Tub. Not a Cat in a Tube. Tube Cat... what sort of Cat would live in a tube? What a silly idea. The Tub is a life and the life is the Tub.
One month for each word. Only the best for Tub Cat
I know many tube cats, is it really such a bad position to be in?
This Cat belongs in a Tub and despises those who would lower themselves to exist in a tube. Tub Cat spits on Tube Cats. SPITS!
Tube Cats are no better than Tub Dogs!