Here Are The Different Types Of Boyfriends Kept By Babes in Higher Institutions

1. Academic Boyfriend: This One Takes Them To Night Classes, Help Them Do Assignment And They Always Stay
   Together During Exams.

2. Financial Boyfriend: This Guy Is Usually In A Different City
   ( PH, Lagos, Warri etc). He Takes Care Of Their House Rent, School Fees, Text Books, Feeding Allowance...

3. Assistant Financial Boyfriend: This One Is Always In Available And He Takes Care Of Their Hair, Pedicure, Manicure And Makeup. He Buys Them Yogurt, Jollof Rice, Pop Corn Or Shawama After School.

4. Moral Boyfriend: This One Is The Religious Boyfriend (Church Mate). They Come In The Name Of Advice To Tap Current From The Babe. They Give Moral Instructions From The Church Premises To The Girls Bed.

5. NEPA Boyfriend: This One Is Neither Cold Nor Hot, He Is Always called To Come And fix The Bulb And Switch In The
   Room Then afterwards He Is Given A French Kiss Plus 360 Degree Hug.

6. Party Boyfriend: This One Takes Them To Fresher’s Night, Award’s Night, Orange Groove, 40 40 etc.

7. Security Boyfriend: This One Help Them Get Back Their Phone When They Are Being Obtained By Cultist.

8. SwagTutor Boyfriend: This One Tells Them How To
   Combine Colors While Dressing For School In The Morning.

9. Hostel Boyfriend: This One, They Always HangOut At The
   Balcony, At Evening Time. Then She Always Sleeps Over In
   Guys Room And They Consume A lot Of Food From The Girls.

10. Original Boyfriend: This One Is The Boss. The Babe Visits Him Alot During Weekend. Cooks For Him, Do House
    Chores And They Share Emotional Feelings. Ceteris Paribus
    This Boyfriend Is Constant…

So, guys were do you fall in…?

Don’t lie!