jokes

1)patient:doctor I see donkeys playing football in dreams
Doctor:I will give you medicine.take it.
Patient:can I start it from tomorrow?
Doctor:why not from today?
Patient: today is the final of donkey football match.
2)teacher:student,tell me a place where there are many person but you fell loneliness?
Student:examination hall
3)lfather:my son,learn with heart.
Son:but father ,you read with glasses.
4)a person said to begger:”do you not fell insult on begging openly?”
Begger:then for what begging, I open an office.