A letter to Hurricane Irma

IRMA Baby...

Listen baby, I understand you and HARVEY had some ups and downs, and then he left you and his son. But you don't have to chase him honey!
Women get their hearts broken everyday, but they don't just take it out on EVERYBODY that's "Close" to them 😕😩 I thought you said you were independent and all that shit...
Why don't you and little JOSE just chill and enjoy the Atlantic, he told me to tell you that you're fine as hell...
Cause WE don't want to be in the middle. It's time you you forget HARVEY and make him jealous with JOSE
Ok ?...PLEASE...!!!!
SINCERELY, EVERYBODY IN PUERTO RICO AND THE STATES OF FLORIDA, GEORGIA, SOUTH CAROLINA, and NORTH CAROLINA!!