RE: Split trousers? Split your sides.
You must be a joyful person for sure as your steem name suggests. From your first line of preaching manners I was thinking that this might be an educational or informative type of blog but at the end I also started laughing.
You really have a knack of saying the story beautifully to get the full attention. I was having nointention read it fully because of the reason I mentioned earlier but after a casual read I decided to stick on till the end and it turned out to be a good decision.
But what happend to the horse afterwards, is it still there to take back your memory to good old times of teenage. Overall I enjoyed it Maam. You could add few pictures in between to make it little more attractive. But it was a good sunday read.
Cheers, Have a good day