Stupid Questions 378
American actress and singer Eartha Kitt, and “Demisexual” aren’t really mentioned much in this edition. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, guys and dolls!
If all your underwear were dirty, would you go without wearing underwear, or wear them dirty?
Can you name five male figure skaters you know are heterosexual?
Would you rather go a week without bathing but be able to change your clothes, go a week without a change of clothes but be able to bathe?
Do I still have to ask which part of the word “illegal” do some of you still fail to comprehend?
Is it true that eating KFC is like making love to a woman?
(Once you have finished nibbling a breast, thigh, and a bit of leg, you’re left with a greasy box to put your bone in?)
If you saw someone’s picture in “National Geographic” and fell in love, would you marry him/her, or would the ten-inch earlobes, and plates in the mouth get in the way of a deep, meaningful relationship?
Would you miss it if I ever forgot to include lesbians?
If you were the eighth dwarf, what would your name be?
What do you think Victoria’s secret is? Do you think she’s really a lesbian?
Did you ever notice that cellphone speakers are always too low for music but loud as f*** for porn?
Do you think it makes cows mad when we take their milk?
Is it true that life is like sex because you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the h*ll out of it?
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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