Stupid Questions 365

American alpine skier Lindsey Vonn and “Climacophilia” aren’t mentioned much in this edition. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, guys and gals!

“What Now My Love?”

(Note: Beware of rude, politically incorrect humor.)

Why was the blonde sad after she got her driver’s license?
(She thought she got an “F” in Sex.)

What is the last thing you take off before you go to bed?
(Your feet off the floor.)

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a “P” and women absolutely love to get their hands on it?
(“Purse”)

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not understand? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

What did one butt cheek say to the other?
(Between you and me it stinks in here.)

Why did Schrödinger lose his driver's license?
(He kept using his hazards instead of his turn indicators.)

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you’re not allowed to drink and drive?

“What’s Up?”

What has four legs but no feet?
(A table)

Did any of you think I would forget to post something about lesbians?

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?
(He made a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.)

Does anyone miss the butt stuff when it’s not included here?

What is the only 5 letter word that becomes larger when you add the letter “r” to it?
(The word “large.”)

I have a home and a big space, I have keys but I have no locks, I have lots of letters but I have no mailbox. What am I?
(A computer keyboard.)

Why do ducks have feathers?
(To cover their butt-quack.)

“What’s My Age Again?”

What driver doesn't have a license?
(A screwdriver)

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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