Stupid Questions 360
American actress Chiara Aurelia and “Psychrophilia” are not really mentioned all that much in this edition. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, guys and gals!
Did you hear about the gal who bought a new Tesla?
(Her Tesla didn’t have that new car smell. It smelled like Elon Musk.)
Beverly asked: “What’s the difference between hookers and Jesus?
(The looks on their face when you’re nailing them.)”
What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not understand? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
So are any of you ever going to look up the “quoted terms” in the introduction?
You do remember that I do not write most of this stuff, right?
Is it true that women who want to remain in monogamous relationships all know that panty shields are also “blow job coupons”?
Why doesn’t buying a mattress with memory foam help you remember your dreams?
Ladies, you do know that when a man says “talk dirty to me” he does not say something like “I pull my panties to the side when I sh-t”, right?
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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