10 Gross Products Moms Swear By

1 - NoseFrida The Snotsucker. Because swallowing your offspring's snot is good for the immune system.

2 - The Windi Gas & Colic Reliever for babies. Simply insert your baby's bum and prepare yourself for a literal shitstorm.

3 - Bathroom baby harness. Hanging your kid on a wall where people wipe their who-knows-what? Yuck. keep 'em in the stroller.

4 - Baby Butt Fan. Nothing like spending a few hours fanning out your kid's blistering tush.

5 - Handkerchief bracelet for boogers. As if Moms don't get enough of a bad rap for having terrible fashion sense.

6 - Toddler urinal. Giving a hyper kid a tiny little area to spray his piss around is anything but a great idea.

7 - Baby Bags. Who knows where the bang hair actually comes from?

8 - Boogie Wipes. Cleaning your baby's constantly dripping and snotty nose has never been so fun!

9 - Buster Vacuum Cleaner for Kids: not necessarily gross, unless you count all of the disgusting shit your kids may find on the floor to eat that the vacuum misses.

10 - Rectal thermometers - we all know they give the most accurate temperature, but no one enjoys sticking this up their little ones' read end.

Do you know any other gross products moms swear by? Let us know in the comments and steem on steemians!