Haha… this post is great. I have to disagree with your superpower being ‘underwhelming’, it’s actually quite amazing! The mere fact that you come up with these incredibly perfectly engineered responses well after the situation ensued is a minor detail… I encourage you keep going strong with all of that superpower bravado you have there.
On the other hand I’m not sure what my super power would be 🤔… maybe it’s the way I’m totally blind in real life but if the tiniest of spiders runs across my ceiling at night, lights out, while watching Judge Judy (previously recorded of course) then I will zero in on him, flip on every light and demand my husband take care of business. He’s equally as impressed with my bug hunting eyesight… does this count? 🤷🏼♀️
Haaa that’s brilliant! You’re definitely in the league, we need a warrior. Maybe you’re channeling judge Judy’s carnal ruthlessness and no perpetrator goes in-judged. Maybe you had an incident with a spider in a past life and therefore have a sharp awareness for them. They’re not the most approachable looking animal are they.
It’s not just limited to spiders either… any bug within a ten foot radius will be scouted and most will run or fly or slither right up to me 🤷🏼♀️ It’s like I’m The Bug Attractor. A very daunting responsibility indeed :)
I’m the husband she’s referring to and I’m here to vouch for her.
She can’t read her own name on her drivers license, street signs don’t stand a chance and if a movie has subtitles - Forget it!!
BUT! In a strange country, a strange room, pitch black dark, she’ll spot a spider in a completely different room, in a different house, in a completely different country.
Hahaa the spider whisperer. You just need to find movies with subtitles and street signs where the lettering is made out of spiders.
Um.. you get the brilliant award of the day! Genius!!
Haha thank you :D