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Finally, we come to a true masterpiece. This is the very pinnacle of artistic perfection, a magnificent work unparalleled by its contemporaries. All of history has been but a prelude to the creation of this. The sum total of all human achievement is as ash before the withering radiance of this sacred monument. All of existence can only watch and bear witness as a ripple forms upon the surface of the featureless seas of eternity. As the ripple propagates through the boundless waters, the ocean of infinity begins to froth and foam, growing more vigorous and more chaotic until all things both eternal and temporal become united in a single maelstrom. Out of the din and clamor of the storm arises a clear, immutable voice. As it reverberates through existence, it cleaves through the airless vacuum, transcending the laws of reality to inscribe its singular message upon the very fabric of our universe:

"Long had men sought to attain perfection, but in the end, they succumbed to their hubris. For 'twas not man who brought forth perfection into the world, but machine."

May God have mercy on our souls.