Where to work in Moscow? Advice of experienced

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"Survive at all costs in unbearable conditions" - this is my favorite topic, in order to leave my mind!

I do not know where it comes from, but I like to watch nizchebrodsky canals on YouTube, where they advise how to eat for 170 rubles a day and manage not to hoist, and even buy bananas! From there, from this internet, I also learned that one of the tortured chicken tortured by Ashanovo merchants, you can brew 7 dishes!

  Ashanovski measure! You really got to drag a chicken of the trademark "Every Day" from one place to another! I'm looking for these chickens for half an hour!

So, if you somehow found yourself in Moscow, and you certainly wanted to survive in it, and the phrase "Ponaehali" does not bother you at all, then take a pen and paper, I will share secrets!

Even if you get a job, then you can not smell how Papa Carlo is forbidden to you, and if, you were kicked out of work, as it was with me (just ran into a Moscow kid, having worked free from 10 am to 10 pm already 2 weeks), then wipe the snot, and forward to the sub-work, which is paid immediately, after the change!

The simplest, where nothing is stupid to do, is to work with live advertising. Well, how stupid to do nothing? You will simply hang 2 pieces of a fence with the inscription "keys and donuts are sold here" and will squeeze out to work on the most gassy street from dawn to dusk.

n one hand you will have (ah, it does not matter), and in the second one - leaflets with a specific advertising text. Such work is a rampart in Moscow. The only thing, a person should be not skinny, but even skinny, then steady, so that you can take a pillar and lean on. The main thing is not to overdo it, otherwise you might be tagged by someone very nice dogging. Therefore, move around gently and make sounds.

In Moscow, full of jolly people who, using your helplessness, can give you a friendly pendall so that you fly with your fence somewhere to Kapotnya)

My friend was so offended. He was dressed in Elephant, who advertised children's toys store, so the teenagers started dragging him by the nose, tore off his tail, after which that guy quit.

A person who wears advertising on himself, is called a beautiful word, promoter. But in fact, it's masochists, or bdsmshchiki (I like the word) Not everyone will survive such work.

There are many species. Someone just dresses in clothes for the color style of the company, the company, someone wears billboards, and someone dresses a burger suit and calls to a local cafe.

The pros are obvious. We have spent the day, have received money, and here it is happiness!

On the other hand, this activity is tedious, exhausting, especially if you carry such loads on yourself, and dress huge suits of penguins, hot dogs and other plush fetish tricks.

In hot weather, you can pepper heat stroke! Or someone else, for example, come in large numbers, but the one who came in earlier. He feels more confident. He then, the courier is working. Leaves on a tip. Couriers need to know Moscow, otherwise, if you get lost in the three pine trees on the ivy with the pizza cooled down a year and a half ago, then be sure the client pushes this pizza into YOU! Muscovites, they are such, primitives! They will better wait for a new hot pizza, rather than warm up the cooled, and even call the office, with the application.

And yet) Here you go with these boards on yourself, and then you already at home in Pupovchansk said, they say, I found a great job in the capital, career growth and other labutenes, and here, my classmates met in the way that looked in gold-headed to see Ilyich! And here it will be. The law of Moscow's meanness) And here you are dragging an unbearable burden with a windy face ... That's a shame it will be!

Know that promoters are put in the most passable crowded places. Sometimes they can put directly on the Kazan station, directly on 2 aprons, directly in front of the car number 7, which has just arrived from Pupovchansk.

to be continued........