Arizona Republican Accused of Selling Babies in Illegal Adoption Scheme

in #humor • 5 years ago

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Arizona Republican Accused of Selling Babies in Illegal Adoption Scheme: Arizona’s Maricopa County Assessor Paul Petersen has resigned, months after the Republican official was charged with running a human smuggling operation that paid pregnant women from the Marshall Islands to give up their babies for sale here in the United States.

Gee, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say this story will never be run on Fox News. Why, no wonder the Trump administration’s been so eager to separate all those children from their parents at the border.

I guess this pretty much explains why the GOP’s been so strongly against things like abortion, contraception and family planning in general. Hell, how's a good Republican supposed to meet product quotas when those things are allowed?

And, now that I think about it, Don Jr claimed that infamous meeting between he and the Russians at Trump Tower in 2016, was all about finding new ways to expedite “adoption of Russian children” to the US. Hell, I guess the new GOP platform for 2020 may as well be “why kill ‘em, when you can sell ‘em?”

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