More Redneck Signs!

in #humor5 years ago (edited)

Howdy folks and greetings from the Great Plains of North Texas!

I always save funny signs that I see online and then do a post of them every once in a while. I may be simple-minded but I think these are funny. This batch is a mixture of a few of my favorites and some new ones:

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I'm sure glad they explained this to me:

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Hey I have enough trouble finding my way around without signs like this!

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I'm sure this ain't at Wally World:

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THIS might be at Wally World

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Possibly the scariest sign out there:

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Such doors can be very deceiving:

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What the?

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Back to Wally World:

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Hey some of those big words are tricky!

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City planning at it's best:

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I know I shouldn't laugh:

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lol...thanks for stopping by folks, I hope these put a smile on your face!

-jonboy
Texas

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Everybody knows there is human in that Wendy's chili ;)

ohhhhh.. And I used to like that chili! lol. Howdy ginnyannette! oh shoot, it's been a while since I checked to see if you were posting again, I'll go over there tonight.

That's very sweet of you to check in on me.

Oh wow, the word sweet and me are never mentioned together so I'm very flattered. lol.

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Howdy Melinda! I'm so glad you liked those silly signs! so far all Oh I didn't know you were doing beer tokens, I love those. lol. I think they all showed up.

Oh, good! Glad they all worked... I need to get in the habit of sending them to people that I know appreciate them.

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Love that last one, especially. Also may have to think twice about eating at that Wendies...

Haha! I love the ones that are total accidents like that!

These are freaking hilarious!!!
Sign not in use! hahaha
Wendy's secret ingredient! lol
DO NOT BREATHE UNDER THE WATER!

Haha! I think so too owasco, I'm so glad you like them too!

YES! Thanks for the laugh!

Howdy sir simms50! I'm glad you liked those and that they gave you some laughs!

That "Do not breathe under the water" sign... 😂
These are hilarious! Thank you for sharing them.

Howdy kaelci! Another Aussie! Pleasure to see you and I'm so glad you enjoyed them!

Howdy sir michealb! I'm glad you enjoyed these, thanks for reading!

Ok, so I went through the images several times and had a laugh but...Was unable to identify a favourite. Funny stuff here! Shows the lack of thought people put into things.

Haha..I agree sir galenkp...like the grocery worker who didn't know what bananas were called! Like they couldn't ask someone. I'm glad they made you laugh!

Was a good laugh to wake up to for sure. Made me want a yellow thing on my corn flakes. :)

Haha! Yeah I heard those yellow things were quite healthy!

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