Corny Ha-Has With Customers

Me: THAT'S an interesting place to put a license plate.

Regular: It's magnetic.

Me: That's ATTRACTive.

Regular: {Crickets.....}

Me: HELLO???? Did you hear what I said?

Regular: What, babe?

Me: You told me the plate was magnetic..... I said, "that's ATTRACTive". Do you get it?

Regular: {Thinking about beer.}

Me: Magnets? Magnets ATTRACT? GET IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Regular: {Pity laugh.}

Aye, aye, aye....... I'm FUNNY, damn it! What the hell ever happened to freaking HUMOR?!?!?!?!?!?!