What Happens When You Marry A Canadian Girl?

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.

The first guy marries a Greek girl. He told her that her job was to keep the house clean and do the dishes. It took a couple of days and on the third day he came home and the dishes were done and put away and the house was clean and neat.

The second guy marries a Thai woman. He told her that her job was to do all the cleaning, do the dishes and cook.
The first day he didn't see any results. The second day was much better. By the third day he came home to a neat house, clean dishes and a wonderful meal.

The third guy married a Canadian girl. He told her that her job was to keep the house clean, do the dishes, mow the lawn, do the laundry and hot meals every day.
The first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything either. The third day the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm had healed enough that he could make a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty peeing!

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