What it Takes to Be a Gangsta :)
...Not a "gangster" or "wanksta", but a "gangsta"...got it?...capeesh?
Yo, you either are or aren't a gansta. Period.
Millions of people will fake it, but they're so easy to spot. Why? Cuz ganstas are cool as a maf, that's why. They're as cool as ice in the artic, in the middle of winter, during an ice age, after the atmosphere disappears and the earth leaves its orbit ...you got me? This shizzale can't be faked, yo. You look like a straight try-hard who needs to diehard, ight? Ighty all mighty, yeah.
Gangstas don't care what you think
That's right. They don't care if you like them or think that they're cool. They don't even care if you think that they're "douche bags" (not literal, but figurative). They just enjoy their time and share their value with their...er, um, girlfriends, fo sho. Yeah.
Unless you be cool as a maf, they won't even notice that you exist, let alone concern themselves over what you think or don't think about them.
Why?
Cuz why waste our time on peeps whom don't know how cool fo shizzle that they can be? They got stuffs they gotsta learn in life, ya dig? Let 'em learn, ight, it's cool, but they gotta get that shizzle fixed b4 they can hang with the cool mafs, ya hear me?
Ight. You tight! Yeah. Uh...oh, now you feel me...yeah.
It's about bein all-nat-ur-al, ya dig. Weaves on da same wavelength? Tight.
Onomatopoeias
Say what?
Nah, dawg...say "pow", ya feel me? Yeah.
Yo, you hurd it her first: ganstas be using all dey resources and tools and shizzle to be expressin' dey selves, even be using dem onomatopoeias like "pow" and "bang" and "meow".
Dey usually be saying meow to some hot young ladies...but they don't do it like your average chump, see? Nah, they ain't all creepy and shiznazle do-you-dazzle, nah. Deys like da bright lights of da Vegas Strip, but alive and flashing in real-time. They are prime time. They're all the best parties that you've ever been to or dreamed of, rolled into every single cell of their bodies. They ooze charisma. Dey couldn't even hide it if dey tried, ya feel it? Seal it and deal it. Do it right, yo.
And the stylz...oh da stylz...don't even get a maf started on da stylz. Dey be pimpin' (figuratively speaking). Dey ain't be skimpin' on way too tight suits (figuratively speaking).
Grand Canyon
What did you feel like when you looked at the grand canyon for the first time? Now, imagine adding some weed brownies and a shot of yo favorite uncle. Dats what it's like to meet a gansta, ya feel me?
You might sees a gansta and think "oh, hey, yeah, he's kinda cool lookin'...I guess, but I don't really see how he's really that special...my uncle's probably cooler than him.", but that's because you haven't really met him - yo, you just lookin' a' him. Get in 'er and get real present like with that maf and see where he stands, yeah?
Yeah...he suddenly stands 4 feet taller than you and you're all self-conscious and shizzas like that jazz.
Crazy.
Hit up a gansta
Yo, you can feel me @michaelcorleone
I'm free to party at all hours of all days of all years of all time. You bring you and I'll bring good-vibrations and sweet sensations.
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I'm picking up good vibrations
She's giving me excitations
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Bop bop, excitations
Yeah :)