Tips voor Expats , refugees and others, come to hellgium, tis the promised land

in #how5 years ago (edited)

also not on 'the day of your lord' , i first of all bow to no man, like that girl in that movie and second, that motherfucker ain't my lord ... i got five governments pretending to be

also, stick your carnival and this shitty fuckhole-town up your fucking ass

i was looking into it, but you're not alllowed to : https://justitie.belgium.be/nl/themas_en_dossiers/veiligheid_en_criminaliteit/wapens/categorie_n/verboden

not even a little stungun or some mace apparently, unless you're a 'collector' ... gotta look into that but that will cost more money than steemshit will every get me

yea, steemshit, when i signed up it looked like a way out towards freedom, 'if only i could get €5 a day out of it then i could already give the middle finger to controlfreaks and pencilpushing nazis'

BUT

Thou shalt suck teh wheal dick, pay the protection cartels as they are instated by lord Stinc himself , even if they consist a minority and all and since , despite the fact that i have met women who are not averse to sodomy and werent pornstars, personally my ass is one-way traffic so even if i was ahead

it never got nowhere but you see, situation has changed ... atm that simple fiver is not needed and before this thing is worth anything that gets me anything ? Spending hours on a post for a dollar a page ?

If i liked the spotlight, cat with silver tongue, who used to be a socialized, yay , a caretaker with 100S in his phone , and last seen studied social work before they dragged him back to hell and knocked him knee-deep in the swamp with no way out except the options provided to 'grow up and do normal' by the sweat of thy brow
and other shit of that lord of theirs (they mistake their hippie in the sky for the feudal lords who instated that shit here over the old religions ...)

Despite that, it's still my blockchain and i still paid real money ... so i reserve to do the fuck i please , although , i assume when i get goldmanmorgan website on and working there wont be much to do here for me and ill be on more classic channels (where i get nothing too, except exposure)

THAT REALLY SUCKS , NOT EVEN A STUN-GUN ? ...

they rounded up all the hardware years ago, preparing for the police state and the day when the far-right would take over

a bit funny how i have one of these in tab for a few days and suddenly all site start selling them :
https://www.bol.com/nl/p/baseballknuppel-aluminium-71-cm/9200000040253742/

write some


FUCK YOU

where's my incentive ?

i don't function on 'do as told or else' and after 60 jobs i certainly don't function on the promise of tomorrow

These guys don't rush : https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regeringsformaties_Belgi%C3%AB_2019-2020

and face it ... if you were paid DOUBLE AND tax-free for the period you're interim AND old gov ,

would you be in a hurry? besides, its all to blame on the refugees and the unemployed ... and probably piracy (ofcourse)

yes you read that right "SIX governments will be formed" (for 11 million people) while Tokyo and New York

have a mayor ?

always think im joking , American motherfuckers, chinese motherfuckers, canadian motherfuckers ... most parts of asia and north america actually : "Just get up and do it"

YOU DO NOT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THIS PLACE

SO ... need more typing cos all i got is shyte

dont wake me up at nine

not even on the day of your lord

maybe you think that is a chinese thing

Screenshot_2020-02-23_10-35-56.png

or maybe all those imported kids were too much to read and it would just 'stir things up'

ah, if you met me right now i would simply be quiet ... say nothing and make zero fuss ... which means its in the red zone HAHAH

the truth ?

https://www.tijd.be/ondernemen/diensten/belgen-spenderen-meer-dan-1-miljard-euro-aan-prostitutie/10175899.html

there you go

... and you wonder why some ... people ... think its still the 1970s on the Deuce and they're all the Mack, brining in the 14 to 20+ year olds from around their little hoods ... ? cuz easy money ...
yu kno,
as the song go :
love don't cos' a thang
watch mah ring bling
as i slappahoe
in the back 'o mah lam-bo

see, i have zero issue with the working girls there , making what ... anything from €300 a night for sucking dick to maybe €3000 or more for a night of extended girlfriend experience (yes, indeed sir) + potential bonus if you can sucker the fucker into thinking you are all in love with your convincing act ? (those prices wont be far off, precious)

but the slappahoes of 2020 acting Mack ? ... they should stay in their own streets ... if no one sees
no one cares, its belgium, might as well be gangsterdam but you ? tube -gangsters ...

well ...

SO YEA ...
and no im not pleading, but fact is ... working girls aint pimped bitches

IS THIS TOO NSFW FOR YOU ? then dont come to belgium

we got hand grenades too for €5 but you are not allowed to have them
or stunguns

but they sell them :)

in stores ...

its not that far

daft prick

piece of motherfucking wanker shit

(i get really ickey at times when it keeps pushing me to rise at the hour of rising chickes, about one hour after i went to bed and it thinks TODAY I WILL DANCE OUT OF BED like my name was family von trapp and)

WHAT ?

you're right

wasting fucking time on steemshit again

FUCK BELGIUM

yea, you raping my fucking privacy is nothing new, the thing with the bat is blatant though so if thats how you spread it then ill give you something more interesting for your audience, im sure they'll love that ...

now have you gone and fucked yourself ?

i dont consider this bad language btw

but if you use words like 'team' in my vicinity i might call the inquisition and sue you for offense ...

and that's not what i mean with your proverbial ojou-sama ... she's like some beverly hills rich girl looking down on the peasantry that was born to serve her

at least that's the impression she gives when talking

but let's not go there

BECAUSE WE ARE EXCITED THAT EVERYTHING IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

great ...

ofcourse you think im joking ...

ask a local lawyer-firm

In ons Belgisch recht kan men thans een dief die in een woning goederen wenst weg te nemen (zonder dat sprake is van een aanval of bedreiging van deze dief) niet aanvallen

from Elfri.be ... just read it for yourself homeboy, esse, mate and dude ...

so make sure you have a knife at hand that's clean (windowcleaner does that) in case you are not allowed to defend your house ... this extend to people setting your house on fire (or your car ...) ...

do NOT use violence against them in a manner that will leave them able to speak later

#tipsforlivinginbelgium

happy you woke me ?

i guess ...

dont do that (but these are LEGAL facts, precious, i dont have to exaggerate ...)

AH ? something positive you say , well we have euhm

tha background noise ...

http://psyradio.fm/

highly recommended if you like the genre , 100% free and afaik 100% ad-free

and we also have a small list of things you ARE allowed to do other than beat your wife and sell your kids to strangers (sure, dont mention the war, fine)

https://justitie.belgium.be/nl/themas_en_dossiers/veiligheid_en_criminaliteit/wapens/categorie_n/vrij_verkrijgbaar

i doesn't mention anything about the use of curare but ... thats not the only grey zone, you can have a crossbow too ... thats just fine

as longs as you don't buy them 'from a distance'

... its also illegal to hang your laundry outside on sundays because pigeons

... not trying to be funny ...

i havent been funny in nearly 20 years, you are mistaken by my sunny disposition and the fact that im almost always super-friendly and smiling with a bit of wit and sometimes a funny when you meet me in the street-me

dont you?

so whats my incentive to buy more steem btw ? can i see some solid planning here ?

if you say SMT , i will slap you with a large trout and 8 kilobytes of 4year old custom json ....

but just to make sure, in case you wanna come over to "just do it" or to "just start" ... what you do is leave your money and your little friends, (also your daddy-money) overthere, you come here with nothing and start from zit ... and then

you

JUST DO IT

otherwise in case there's any confusion

you are not allowed to have stuff that's not allowed but that doesn't seem to be stopping much of the trade ... well what do you expect

it's just more

bang for your buck

SO ? anyone else feels like pushing buttons to wake me up and make write ?

something about saving the planet or solving dark matter or maybe euhm i don't know, the cure to corona while im at it ?

or how bitcoin will be 1 million by next week maybe ?

no, precious, THATS why you want that baseballbat you so conspicuously spied ... it's your best defense against hand grenades ...

(hahahah , hahah , hah, only just not cuz its fact and rael)

always exaggerating , NO IM NOT im underaggerating

in case you want it legal ? but im not sure how that works, theres always belgian and dutch webshops right

https://www.airsoftshop.be/nl/airsoft-innovations-tornado-2-timer-frag-grenade-g.html

its bb-grenades, yo ...

... okay, so, this is 2 pages that should be 2 dollar, right ? at least (or is that only for lofty lies and unachievable goals while smiling?)

sarc, yes ... ofcourse, precious ... time is wasting but thats okay

you already stole and killed my futures

anyway and when i plural i mean timelines but there's no options left but to settle for something i could never live with

... DONT GET ME STARTED O WAIT

you did ... is this what you after ?

cos i dont like it

AND its a waste of time

AND it doesnt make me feel better
AND

o ... dinnner's reddy , heh

saved by the bell, precious


twas just some scampis ... the old lady and her foodie-mind ...
not complaining there but its also a trap

try and make you believe the first step of maslow is life

but im all joy
it DOES make you wonder there, where are aaaal dem terrerizts hiding, i mean, after bxl airport/metro + paris Bataclan its clear they DO exist , even if the muslim-collective from Molenbeek before that was more noise to hide someone running from the law in Moroco instead of actual islam zealots (dont start THAT, you know i'm not a -phobe)

but seeing as the grenades are REAL, like undeniably , either AAAaaaall dem terreriztz in hiding to make you give up social rights and freedom have REALLY bad connections underground or else some part of the story isnt as it seems to be i mean at €5 a piece

they can go to heaven for a 20 ...

but i dont see everyone all across the fucking country blowing everything to bits

at best the Antwerp mafia drops one in a rival car and AT LEAST THEY HAVE THE DECENCY

to drop them in empty cars

stylish, if you ask me , shows class :)

YEA? SO ?

you don't like my wu-tang writing style ?

then dont push-to-talk ...

cos i didnt really wanna write


ah yea, HERE ?

well, the fact that the 'official' blacklists are now labelling people on their face on the profile does not inspire confidence as it means INDEED NOTHING HAS CHANGED and king Stinc is still supporting the fascist cleaners and censorship parties to make sure we get ONE ACCEPTED OPINION AND STYLE ... whats new?
nothing


yea i would

https://www.actievandedag.be/actie-aanbieding/istanbul-2

gladly ... but i don't have 800 euros to go by myself and my tv broke last week so i doubt ill be going anywhere this whole fucking shityear but hellgium and the town i hate since i was 15 ...

good thing i have the game to program to get my mind wrapped around something that can keep it busy

since ... id say romance but , there's nothing to stick my dick in but the haché in the fridge (love's a bonus dont you know that) so the only brain that can get distracted is the upper one

besides, i SWORE to all gods and demons that i know i wouldnt

have

a girl

until im out of belgium with my money and my cats so it looks that spells

:)

with a smile ofcourse, i wouldnt wanna spread negativity in a place that reeks of lies ...

IS THIS ENOUGH COS ITS STARTING TO MAKE ME HOSTILE ITS LIKE IM SOMEHOW BRAINWASHED AND FORCED TO TYPE THIS

when i refresh the page it says "unknown account" for a second , is that an omen of things to come

as long as you dont touch my wallet ... i get ickey about money :)

with a smile ofcourse

ofcourse, ofcourse ...

so how did that go ?

Ned and Elli like "Mister Sun, sir, as you requested and we promised, we're gonna roll out this 3year old thing that was gathering dust on the shelves, can you sign off on that since you're the biggest central authority now, it includes blacklists by FOUR PEOPLE (5?) who WE have decided are the OFFICIAL lists to censor the whole blockchain, decentralized thing that belongs to everyone ... as WE have decided, king Stinc"

or did that go something like "smile smile excited"

and the other guys "like YEA , positive! absolutely"

everybody happy

?

ah dinner ... im probably almost out of RC too, gud its getting on my nerves

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