Brilliant! I had such a good laugh. But big question. What do you think it is in the gloop that actually cleans? I have really long hair which takes ages to wash and gets really knotted but I've managed to push it to two weeks before I need to wash. I make goats milk soaps which work nicely for shampoo. But I've been thinking of making an actual shampoo bar. Now that I've read this flax may be the way to go.... waiting to hear how your hair washes!