Hmmm. Cultured man. Not that I had you down as anything but...
So you miss the Middle-Ages? The stink, the stake, the mange and pox?
Some of the works are in pretty good condition still: just need a few tickets to here or there.
Didn't put up Leo's last S. : you have to book decades in advance for 5 mins. Didn't want to whet the appetite.