23.11.2021 - Joke or funny story of the day | Witz oder lustige Geschichte des Tages
Here you can post a joke every day that you particularly liked.
We all want to have a little fun and since the group is a little international, we might find out what people in other countries are laughing about.
Since it is no longer a problem to simply translate texts, you can also publish them here in German, English or Spanish.
The best joke will be rewarded every day with a slightly higher vote. But every participant also gets a few cents for publishing a joke.
So, let's get started, I'm looking forward to reading jokes or funny gas stories from all over the world here.
Hier könnt ihr jeden Tag einen Witz veröffentlichen, der euch besonders gefallen hat.
Wollen wir doch alle ein wenig Spaß haben und da die Gruppe ja ein wenig international aufgestellt ist, erfahren wir vielleicht worüber man in anderen Ländern so lacht.
Da es heute ja kein Problem mehr ist, texte einfach zu übersetzen könnt ihr hier auch in deutsch, englisch oder spanisch veröffentlichen.
Der beste Witz wird jeden Tag mit einem etwas höheren Vote honoriert. Aber jeder Teilnehmer bekommt auch so ein paar Cent, dass er einen Witz veröffentlicht.
Also, dann mal los, ich freue mich schon darauf Witze oder lustige Gasschichten aus aller Welt hier zu lesen.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
this cute and funny at the same time
Why did the banana go to the doctors office?
because it is not PEELING well hahah
Fritzchen war in der Schule und warf sein Brot aus dem Fenster. Der Lehrer fragte: "War das mit Absicht?" Fritzchen sagte: "Nein, mit Käse."
A cowboy gets pulled over by a police officer for speeding. The trooper starts to lecture the cowboy about his speeding. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problems with circle flies?"
The trooper reponds"Well yeah, if that's what they're called. But I never heard of any circle flies."
"Well sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment later he stops and says, "Are you callin' me a horse's ass?"
"No sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for law enforcement to call you a horse's ass."
"Ok" the trooper says and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a little pause, the cowboy says, "Hard to fool them circle flies though."
Thinking no one could hear me as I loaded a UPS tractor trailer, I began to whistle. I was really getting into it when a coworker in the next trailer poked his head in. “You know, I always used to wish I could whistle,” he said. “Now I just wish you could.”
Our eight-year-old daughter: “Are you saying that George Washington didn’t invent the toilet?”
My 11-year-old takes his homework seriously. One question required him to write a sentence using the word version. His sentence: “Have you heard of the version Mary?”
In his late 80s, my father-in-law went to the DMV to renew his driver’s license. At one point during the road test, he approached a four-way stop, looked to his left, and cruised straight through the stop sign. “Sir! You didn’t look to your right,” yelled the frightened inspector. My father-in-law calmly shook his head. “That’s Mum’s side.”
As the dentist labored over my teeth, he tried to make small talk. “What do you do?” he asked. “I’m a comedian,” I answered. “Interesting.” After a pause, he said, “Let’s get an impression—” “It’s more observational humor, actually,” I interrupted. “I don’t do impressions.” The dentist continued, “