14.11.2021 - Joke or funny story of the day | Witz oder lustige Geschichte des Tages
Here you can post a joke every day that you particularly liked.
We all want to have a little fun and since the group is a little international, we might find out what people in other countries are laughing about.
Since it is no longer a problem to simply translate texts, you can also publish them here in German, English or Spanish.
The best joke will be rewarded every day with a slightly higher vote. But every participant also gets a few cents for publishing a joke.
So, let's get started, I'm looking forward to reading jokes or funny gas stories from all over the world here.
Hier könnt ihr jeden Tag einen Witz veröffentlichen, der euch besonders gefallen hat.
Wollen wir doch alle ein wenig Spaß haben und da die Gruppe ja ein wenig international aufgestellt ist, erfahren wir vielleicht worüber man in anderen Ländern so lacht.
Da es heute ja kein Problem mehr ist, texte einfach zu übersetzen könnt ihr hier auch in deutsch, englisch oder spanisch veröffentlichen.
Der beste Witz wird jeden Tag mit einem etwas höheren Vote honoriert. Aber jeder Teilnehmer bekommt auch so ein paar Cent, dass er einen Witz veröffentlicht.
Also, dann mal los, ich freue mich schon darauf Witze oder lustige Gasschichten aus aller Welt hier zu lesen.
On result day
Dad: How's your result?
Me: Everyone in the class failed
Dad: What about you
Me: I am also the part of the class
🤣🤣🤣
Father to son after exam: 'Let
me see your report card.'
Son 'My friend just borrowed
it.He wants to scare his
parents."
🤣🤣🤣
Me: I made your appointment at the dentist.
My cousin: What time?
Me: Tooth-hurty
Yesterday was my 18th birthday! a customer said after walking into our convenience store. He then asked for some cigarette products and handed me his ID to prove he was indeed of age. I scanned the ID, but it came back expired. Now thoroughly deflated, he asked, “Does that mean I’m not 18?
After doing some DIY projects around the house, I have a new motto: Do your best to do things right the first few times😂😂
I asked the kids in my nursery school class what they needed in order to grow up nice and strong. One little girl answered, “Birthdays!
Yhyh😂😂
If I ever voiced disapproval of a photo of myself, my mother always had a ready reply: “Want a better picture? Get a better face
🤣🤣
Un niño le estaba contando a un amigo sobre lo deprimente que era su vida, y su amigo le dice sabes que es deprimente: La semana pasada sabes que paso, le preste dinero a un ciego, yo no tuve problema con eso pero después me dijo: Cuando te vea te pago, cuando te vea te pago sabes que significa cuando te vea te pago que no me va a pagar por que no me puede ver....!
A few of us were discussing the perils of drinking and driving when my five-year-old granddaughter threw in her two cents. “I can see why it would be dangerous to drink and drive,” she said. “The straw could go up your nose.😂😂
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