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RE: Boarding the HMS Boaty McCannonmonger
@wwwiebe Ye tear the arm off a slain sailor. Ye now are the proud own of a new cudgel. But alas, ye cannot flay it entirely, so half of it still has flesh (the part with the hand). Luckily it matches with y'er dominant hand, so you can give epic pirate hand shakes and beatdowns with it.