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Good day dear steemians, today i will love to write on the topic jokes. Joke's here can be defined as the situation where by a person say something funny but not in a serious tone. For example, i saw your x at the market are you sure your x won't abandon you. Let me say a little joke to make you laugh;

joke 1

In a classroom of students a teacher gave them question to solve, in this question it says; find "x" when "y"="x and y" , the boy whose name was funke stood up and said "sir i don't understand why you are using letter "x" funke didn't allow the teacher to explain he said you supposed to put it this way "find xace when why equals to xace and why" every one laugh. After some time the teacher said i am changing the question and he then change the question, it went this way "find x, when y=2, funke stood up again and said sir why are you telling us to find x, is it that x girl friend left you, where is she staying i can talk senses into her head, so that she can come back to you to avoid you from telling us to find x. Everyone laugh including the teacher."😆😆😆

joke 2

An educated guy went to look for job but found out that there is no work so he decided to go and work as a gorilla in the zoo, but before he went, what drew his attention was that the salary was worth it, so the next day he started. He did this for sometime after a month the paid after some month passed while he was behaving like a gorilla he mistakenly enter the lion's den (guess weather that was an animal or human being). The educated Young man said spare me i am not a gorilla i am a human being. The lion the said i am not a real lion i am wisdom who came to work as a lion in the zoo, the monkey over there is David.

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joke 3

Death came knocking at Eric's house Eric said who are you and what are you looking for. Death then said It is time for you to die, why are you starting from me said Eric, your name is on the first line said death. Eric was sad and scared, he was sad because he collected a huge sum of money from his friend as a birthday gift and the the second was that he need to ask for forgiveness before any. There was just one thing on Eric mind, it was bringing the name down to the last. So he told death let him give you food to eat so that i can get ready so death agree and said okay,death was over feed and slept off. Eric put his name in the last part. When death woke up he said you are to kind to me so i will start from the down part, Eric the boy was fustrated

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