Strange Reasons Why People Want To Do Time Travel: Very Safe For Work

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Allen Taylor

People have weird reasons for wanting to go back in time. Some wanted to just kidnap Baby Hitler and go bribe the Indian officials to imprison the baby on flimsy grounds, such as "sedition" in baby sounds.

Some wanted to go back in time and then change the saddest day of their crypto trading.

Some wanted to go back in time and then change the wedding vows from "I do" to "Hell, no".

Some wanted to go back in time and then change their plastic surgery or gender assignment.

Some wanted to go back in time and then change the possibility of time travel itself. Back to square one and the moment of wanting to be able to do time travel all over again.


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Ameer Basheer

This is the future history of time travel you get to read only on Steemit where the first time travel is set to begin the moment everybody becomes a whale. This is just the beginning. The downvoters will crawl into the wormhole of time travel to change the whales into minnows.

This is nothing to worry about. You can start receiving the payouts in seven seconds instead of the seven days. Or start exploiting the possibility of having the past payouts in loops.

Conclusion: the wormhole is going to be a busy traffic. All the steemit users will create traffic congestion because they have so many dead uncles and aunties come back to life and signed up on steemit.

TLDR: I can see you. Reading the post and then going away without upvoting, thinking that I ate one meal and do time travel back to it. Ta-ta-ta! That's quick thinking though! Congrats!


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