First Mountain Snow of the Year

I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues # Song Lyrics by Jeff Kubitz

Welcome steemians and fiends and hackers Pat, the angel, is singing, making fun of me. Because of all that's happened in the last couple of weeks or so. So I am singing along as we commiserate on our strange road we fly in this world and the next:

I woke up this morning
I stumbled outta bed
I turned the gas stove
Carbon fogged my head
I forgot about the coffee
I had the burner on high
Now the coffee pot is dead
My house is filled with coffee smoke
Black and cloudy sickening joke

I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues
Woe, woe, woe
Sad is the only good news
I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues

Demons on my left hand
There's a jinn upon my right
An anti-matter fleet
Attacked Mexico last week
And the sky was all dark
But yo oh could I see
The angels missed the alien mother ship
It was took out by me
Never done it before
And it didn't feel sweet
I had a headache from hell
Almost most of this week

I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues
Woe, woe, woe
Sad is the only good news
I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues

I got a billion points
And a hundred million more
I fly into the wrong heaven gate
And then I swing my hammer
and my sword
High demons my left
High demons on the right
Enough lesser devils
To give me a permanent
Me a Permanent goodnight
Somehow how I made it
So what's bothering you?

I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues
Woe, woe, woe
Sad is the only good news
I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues
Deliveryin' blues

There is a real enemy
Sometimes I think it's me
How did I get talked into this
It's really strange you see
And it is oh so long
A very, very long
Long, long story

I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues
Woe, woe, woe
Sad is the only good news
I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues
Deliveryin' blues

Slamming into a mothership
Jesus said to me
Isn't really all that bright
Here's some did
Look at these angels here
Some Who work for me
Do you see what they look like
After destroying sub-voider ships
I seen better l seen better piles
Of dribbling shit
Now I'll wave my hands
Look and watch and see
Instantly they're healed up
Looking right as rain
Like polished buttons brass
Soldiers of the host
Healed up that fast
Healed up that fast

I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues
Woe, woe, woe
Sad is the only good news
I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues
Deliveryin' blues

Now with you it won't be like that
There's a lesson here for thee
I want you to live long
Pain free
But this will hurt for awhile
Getting the antimatter out's
Not easy with human beings
People don't like smokers
They it's really bad
One of the worst vices
About toking on a smoke
It makes them really mad
If I didn't do what I do
They'd all be dead
When people know I'm alive
And know I that am real
It's hard to keep them from dying
Becoming a saint heaven
Want to sing with angels
See how good it is
They want to leave their lives
Jesus healed me up
As the week goes by
And then he sighed

I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues
Woe, woe, woe
Sad is the only good news
I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues Deliverin' blues

If that weren't enough
Like when I broke ankle
Jumping down into Israel
Here around the valley
There's the strangest
Sort of evil lights
They haul them out at night
They're at least 40 feet tall
And there's no electricity
Anywhere near
They're towed around trailers
With the generators
Flashing and a flying high
Huge lights Red to white
When I get up close
I can't find them in the dark
Sensors shut them down
Until no one's around
They cause a drought
To call the valley home
The carcases of the wildlife
Rot dead on the ground

I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues
Woe, woe, woe
Sad is the only good news
I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues
Deliverin' blues

Pat, the angel, says to me
We got them and they're gone
They don't haul them out
In hunting season
Because there's people camping
All around
If they saw this stuff
The hunters are armed
They'd say to the folks doing this
The deer and elk are dead
Because of you, what you do?

I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues
Woe, woe, woe
Sad is the only good news
I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues
Deliveryin' blues

Can you hear the saxophone
Bass player plucking strings
Where do all the taxes go
Fauci funding COVID
Travels cross the ocean
Comes from China to me
Tickle that ole piano
Drummer liven up the beat
Flew on up on Rejavic
I shook up in the sky
Trumpet and the trombone
Hit the notes so light
There's like the job I do
Sometimes it takes all day
I myself drawing programs
While In my computer
hackers play
They change the ones twos

I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues
Woe, woe, woe
Sad is the only good news
I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues
Deliverin' blues

Tell me 'bout your problems
Let's go have a drink
Down on to Mel's club
And listen to them sing
Play them musical instruments
Down on near the waterfront
Where we always go
Oakland CA you know
We might get some dancing
Well you never know
Have a gin and tonic
Make it neat
The lime is sweet
Down to the bay we go
See and listen to the show
Miss can I get you
What you choose

I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues
Woe, woe, woe
Sad is the only good news
I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues

I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues
Woe, woe, woe
Sad is the only good news
I Got The Angel Food Delivery Blues
Angel food delivery blues

How do I do this? With a lot of healing from Christ and because of hackers over and over again

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