A Magical Geek

A Magical Geek wanted a rubber johnny that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is sublime. A rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

A Magical Geek desperately needed a lava lamp that they would often drop. It would be a fairly weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is fun. Honestly, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

A Magical Geek desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would sometimes smash. It would have been an odd proposal, to some, but not to the Geek, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

A Magical Geek carried a set of lego that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

A Magical Geek always carried a toilet brush that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

A Magical Geek found a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.