Lovely Ogre

Lovely Ogre found a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes throw. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

Lovely Ogre carried a cucumber that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be an exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

Lovely Ogre had a bottle of coke that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered an extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

Lovely Ogre owned a cup that they sometimes smash. This could be considered an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be stunning. Remarkably, a cup would be the chosen thing.

Lovely Ogre desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Lovely Ogre had a CD player that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item to select.