The Lovely Monster

The Lovely Monster always had with them a bag of poop to embrace. It is considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt it was epic. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Monster owned a rubber chicken that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Monster desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally annihilate It might be a fairly original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Monster carried a lava lamp that they would often break. It would have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

The Lovely Monster owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

The Lovely Monster owned a bottle of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was out of this world. A bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.