A Stupid Scammer

A Stupid Scammer owned a tomato to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Scammer always kept a cup that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be spectacular. A cup is the item to select.

A Stupid Scammer desperately needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

A Stupid Scammer found a chocolate bar that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

A Stupid Scammer always kept a CD player that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a different undertaking, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a CD player being the chosen item.

A Stupid Scammer desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a funny operation, to some, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen item.